Tired superheroes came home from their secret 6-10pm identities to discover a kitchen swamped by the blood of a watermelon.
The victim was a 3 dollar sell off from the Gepps Cross market. It's short life, with a purpose never fulfilled, culminated in splatter all over Balmoral headquarters. Half the melon appeared to have spontaneously combusted from the inside, leaking soft yellow. Murder theories have been posited, but little evidence has been found to substantiate these claims.
No pictures were taken at the scene, as reporters were scattered by superhero powers. Disposing of evidence came first and foremost.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
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