Banana Heroine

Since their momentous touchdown in this land down under, Red Glove and Spatula Girl have grown increasingly disappointed with Australian advertising.

Words like 'that is so lame' and 'gooood nooooo' have been uttered many a time in front of television sets.

And why, you may ask, are your two favourite SuperFoodyHeroes talking about this now?

Well, because Spatula Girl unwittingly became a part of the Australian Commercial Industry, when she ate this:

This KingOfFruits caused Spatula Girl to suddenly lose her mind, causing her to sing this song:



like this:

Jill's Chicken Stew

On this cold Autumn night, SuperToes were freezing to death in the Balmoral Cottage.

Just like Popeye, Spatula Girl and Red Glove needed a pick-me-up, for their powers were fading into the chill.

So, working from memory, Red Glove put together a dish made once upon a time, by a Mother, for her little girl, Jill. (no not Jack and Jill, morons. Just Jill)

And just as it warmed that young child's heart, (well duh, wouldn't your heart me warmed if your mom named food after you?) Jill's Chicken Stew warmed the SuperToes and SuperPowers of Spatula Girl and Red Glove, tonight.

Ingredients:

Chicken Bones (cause we kiam siap [stingy], dun wan use real meat)
A chicken stock cube
two small carrots
one onion
Salt, Sugar, Pepper
Oyster Sauce

Method:

1. Debone a chicken thigh(save meat for another whatever dish)
2. Dump bones into a pot of water.
3. Take a cube of chicken stock to join the chicken bones.
4. Salt and Pepper it.
5. Cut up the carrots and onion, drop them unceremoniously into the pot.
6. Let it boil for a 5 minutes while you try to remember what to do next.
7. Sprinkle in some sugar, and drop in lots of Oyster Sauce.
8. Continue on small boil forever and ever and ever, till you likey likey. (Spatula Girl likes it soupey, Red Glove likes it stewy. So you pretty much have to decide for yourself how long you wanna cook it for. Red Glove says hours and hours. =D)

Warm.

Red Glove and Spatula Girl's powers of SuperSnooze have returned now.

Kon Lou Mien (Dried Stir Noodles)

SPECIAL EDITION:

A method section written by Spatula Girl (a once in a salmon pink moon happening).


Spatula Girl was the hero of the afternoon, whipping up a delicious packed noodle lunch, while Red Glove was off at her eleven hundred hours Counselling class. (SuperFoodyHeroes have to know how to talk to people that are in the midst of FoodPoisoning and vomiting too you know)

Ingredients:

Garlic
Any kind of noodles harder than mee hoon.
3 Cloves of Garlic (garlic fans can put more!)
Any type of Green Veggie
Sesame Oil
Oyster Sauce
Soy Sauce
Black Pepper

At this moment in time, Red Glove's head became SuperMuddled by Spatula Girl's instructions. So Red Glove SuperWrestled Spatula Girl into the Command Seat, and told her to write it herself. Spatula Girl then tried using a SuperToothBrush excuse to not write it, but Red Glove had the even better ace of needing the SuperToilet. Therefore, today we bring to you a SPECIAL EDITION written SuperPainingly by Spatula Girl.

Method:

1. Boil noodles for say 3 minutes, make sure they don't turn out to be too soft.
2. Drain noodles and immediately rinse them with cold water (according to Spatula Woman [Spatula Girl's mom], rinsing the noodles with cold water enhance the texture - can obtain "Q Q/ springy feeling" while eating)
3. Boil the veggie with a few drips of oil so that vege stays greener and looks prettier (can add a pinch of sugar too if you want your veggie to be more "cripsy").
4. Fry garlic in oil + sesame oil (1/2 of each, judge the amount yourself) till fragrant.
5. Add oyster sauce, soy sauce and pepper.
6. Pour in noodles and mix up with sauce.
7. When even, mix up with veggie too!

Needless to say, it was absolutely delicious.

Returning to Society

Ah,

After the wonderful explosion of food the last week, Spatula Girl and Red Glove are sad to inform you that the fare of the coming week will most likely be of the Microwave Variety.

For like all SuperHeroes, our two beloved SuperFoodyHeroes must return to their other life. Yes, the double lives led by all heroes plague these two as well.

Tomorrow, they return to mingle with the unknowing public, their secret identities safe within these walls.

So, gourmet food, we bid thee adieu. Till the weekend my loves!

(two week holiday is over, back to school, blergh)